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Santa: Oye Banta, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaye?
Banta: Ab Kya Bataun Yaar, Vo Joh Mere Pados Mein Chinese Rehta Hai Na…
Santa: Vahi Jiski Pichle Saal Shaadi Hui Thi?
Banta: Haan Yaar Vahi. Kal Uski Biwi Mar Gayi.
Santa: Toh!!!???
Banta: Toh Kya? Vo Ro Raha Tha Toh Maine Kaha Ki Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho, Ye Ek Saal Toh Toh Chali Varna Chinese Maal Toh 5-6 Mahine Se Jyada Kahan Chalta Hai???

Bengali: My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses.
Santa: Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle.

Doctor To Santa: Aapki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai…
Santa Pehle Toh Bahut Roya… Phir Aansu Ponchte Hue Pucha: Kitne Number Se ???

Santai: Khaana Kya Bana Rahi Ho?
Santa: Aaj Butter Chicken, Chicken Biryani, Butter Naan Aur Saath main Tumhare Liye Chilled Beer Bhi Hai….
Santa: Khaana Bana Rahi Ho Ya Chutiya???